recent calculations by my highly advanced software has noticed a disturbing trend since the beginning of this year. a ballooning amount of blind morons playing follow the leader has the retard number shooting off the charts. last year saw a peak above the number "a lot". this year we have zoomed straight past "too many" right into the realms of "why bother". we have never gone past this number before, and we're clearly in uncharted seas. i will be having to do some serious hardware upgrades to the tracker in order to deal with this heavy influx of stupidity. be wary, as next year's total should triple according to recent years trends.

the number of intelligent humans are dwindling. if you are still with us, stay close, and hope for the best. be ready to fight. there is still a light at the end of that distant tunnel.